Sunday, October 25, 2009

Dweebo, Fagbook, MySpaz - Social security =/= Social networking

I'm getting so pissed off with bitches on Facebook and Bebo and MySpace. Well, ok, some of them, not all of them, are complete douchedicks. Some people don't realise that some people will ACTUALLY read what you are saying, and then what they do with this information is up to them, and not you.

For example, people who publish contact details. Oh my fucking god. How stupid do you need to be to say "THIS IS MY HOME ADDRESS THIS IS MY NUMBER COME SPAM/RAPE ME GUYS". No. This is the completely wrong way to do social networking. It's mainly on Facebook, which in the current format, is one of the most dangerous things you can do. Ever. Be smart about contact details, and send them through personal messages if you need to.

The next example is depression. Now, this is mostly MySpace, but I have come across maaaaaaaaaaaaaany emofags updating their status saying something along the lines of "my life is so shit" or "I'm nothing without you" or "I miss him so much" or "I love you forever" or "fuck you I thought you loved me". Yes, I have seen it all. And it's not exclusive on MySpace. I have seen many people on Facebook updating their status with "I'm so depressed". Guess what follows? Many people commenting saying "WHAT'S WRONG" or "IT'S OK I'M HERE FOR YOU BABE", and then the author saying "I'll tell you on MSN". What the fuck? You're depressed enough to tell people that you're depressed, but not enough to say why. It's called attention seeking.

Mike actually did that experiment and it worked. Very successfully. Facebook is amazing in that sense.

ANOTHER THING is hard-asses. There's people who say "Suchandsuch is a dick", and then there's people who say "shut up suchandsuch I could kick your ass in real life" and then there's people who say "you wouldn't say this in real life, I dare you to do it". These people are called hard-asses, and nobody is an exception. What people DON'T realise about hard-asses is that they're just as bad. They won't say this bullshit in real life. Not even the people who retaliate. It's fucking hilarious in some ways, but then you realise it's just pathetic.

"I don't give a fuck what you think about me". Really? But if I say something about you you'll jump all over me? Acknowledged, bitch. OH SORRY. WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO? You're gonna just spit the same shit all over again, aren't you? You're gonna scream at me for it, then you're gonna say you don't care what I think, but then scream at me again. It's OBVIOUS you care. ONLY people who say that in their profile give a shit. This is bebo by the way.

Do you know what social site I like best? Neoseeker! It's fucking brilliant because when you're friendly, you're fucking friendly, and when you're hostile, you're fucking hostile. It's entertainment. And it's with people you don't know, so there's no shit talking, or if there is it's in good humour (usually). I mean, the communities there are so tight-knit that we know each other better than anyone else who just randomly decides to add you as a friend on Fagbook or MySpaz or Dweebo.

Twitter isn't even part of the argument. I mean look what happened to Miley Cyrus.

I DNT GIV A FUK WT U THINK BWT ME OR DIS BLOG

~Social networking? Social life? Who needs that shit?

OPEN FOR BUSINESS

I get bored. So I think it's about time that I did something to reeeeeeeeally pass the time. NeoBlogs are actually important sometimes so it's time for something different.

IF I DECIDE TO REMEMBER THIS PLACE I will be reviewing albums and songs and games and sharing personal thoughts with you. Well, you know, all that bullshit you hear in the news and other stuff. I give my own personal interpretations on shit.

SO, if you're reading this, you're probably a good friend of mine or you're from Neoseeker and followed my sig link. In either case, my name is Luke Williams (AKA Relmutsie AN, AKA Lumeister, AKA XtractionProcess, AKA the epitome of awesome, whatever epitome means which I assume is something awesome, like me). I'm 17 years old, I go to Castle Rushen High School on the Isle of Man. If you don't know what the Isle of Man is, you're a dick, in which case you're all dicks, but don't worry, I'll make a blog about it later. You shall be saved in time. Anyway, I'm unemployed, but I take pleasure in writing, playing guitar, writing music, listening to music and playing games. I also like some aspects of web development, in particular wiki editing - I currently have power over 4 NeoWikis, and I'll also make a blog about that. I'm not single, I'm in a long-distance relationship with my dearest Dannie. <3<3

That's my summary. So look forward to real blogs in the future. Begun, the clone wars have. No wait, wrong quote.

~Shit was so cash I spent it on your mother